Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Release the prisoner!

The petition for parole of Scottish-ish socks will be considered today, since they will be needed for the throwing of the haggis in only a week and a half. The prisoner, still in its jumpsuit and cell, will be taken to face the SnB tribunal in Tinley Park today to determine if it has reformed. If the panel agrees that the offender is no longer a menace, it will be released and granted its Scottish identity. If not, the orange bag of doom will be waiting for it.

As for the other prisoner, Jeremy Erskine is being held without bail pending his extradition to the State of Indiana. Yay!
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