I can't say I'm being original here

Merry Gentlemen -- [noun]: A person who is a master of making ravioli 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Blame it on Knitterary.

Back to knitting

It's time for some kung-fu. I'll be making these socks Scottish-ish with a thistle cable pattern from Vogue Knitting Stitchionary, Vol. Two: Cables. Pattern 13 is a cute 15 stitch by 34 row textured thistle motif that I hope will show up nicely on this handpainted yarn. Whether it will or not is in doubt, but I'm going to put it on here anyhow.

The kung-fu is going to come from the fact that I need to rewrite this pattern. It's written for back and forth knitting, and I will be knitting it in the round. This is a cable, so there are crossed stitches all over the place. They'll have to be done backwards or upside down or some damn thing.

Expect to see cursing here tomorrow.

Could it be true?

I've received an anonymous comment that Jeremy Erskine is in jail in Ogdensburg, NY. If anyone reading this can confirm this, or shed some light on what happened, please try to contact me.

To whoever caught him, thank you, thank you, thank you!

You want answers?

You're wondering how much of a BC I had in DC? Well, since some of the people who read this blog actually know Amazing E, I feel that I have to protect his virtue and reputation by staying silent on the subject without confirming or denying anything.

Please remember, I am a nice Jewish girl.

Home

I'm home from my weekend in D.C. with Amazing E. I can't report too much knitting progress; we were having too much fun for me to spend the weekend knitting.

To start the weekend off, I got up at 3:30 in the crack arse of the morning to catch an early flight on Saturday morning. After a drive up to my very important government office near the big busy airport, I went and caught my plane. And then the other plane. Finally, I arrived in D.C. to E's smiling face.

E was a gentleman all weekend. He had a very nice visit planned for me, and was very kind and patient. We hung out Saturday in the suburbs where he lives and went into the District on Sunday. It was hot; I mean hot. We walked around for a while and saw the monuments and the Mall and all that nice stuff. There was also a huge event called Rolling Thunder going on all day. This is a motorcycle rally to support POW/MIA issues, but that description pales in comparison to the scale of the event. Streets around the city were shut down and the downtown of our nation's Capitol was literally rumbling with hundreds of thousands of motorcycles. The procession of bikes from the central area to Arlington Cemetery literally went on non-stop for the entire day. It was unbelievable.

After while I started feeling kind of heat exhaustion-y, so E thought he should take me indoors to cool off and get water. To make me feel better, he took me to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum. It is an excellent museum, but a very disturbing experience for both of us. The curators have done an excellent job of conveying the tragedies that happened to European Jewry in the 1930's and 40's, taking the visitor through the gradual lead up to the Final Solution. The museum is designed to make the genocide a personal experience for visitors of all backgrounds, as the victims are made very human in the exhibits. However, the fact that both E and I would have been subject to the Nuremberg Laws and all the horrors they produced made the experience very personal.

We did do a lot of other fun things, and saw some other landmarks and museums and ate some great food. I'm going back in four weeks, and looking forward to the trip.

As for knitting, I did do some on the plane both ways. The Scottish-ish socks are getting very long, and will get the thistle motif pretty soon.

The saga continues...

Jeremy Erskine is currently in Montral, Quebec. Hopefully if someone sees him there, they will actually turn him in. He will not turn himself in, but he will immediately flee if confronted. Call the police and let them handle the situation. You'll be doing a public service for several people in two countries who are waiting for him to be brought to justice. Here's a new photo of him from three weeks ago in Nova Scotia:

He's sporting a new British Marines tattoo on his arm. Folks, he ain't no marine. Just turn him in.

Ups and downs

As you have surmised by now, I do live a fairly interesting life. At times it's been very good and very bad, and certainly very varied. I'm told by friends that I should eventually make good on my threat and write a book. Perhaps one day I shall. My life is very rich and full, and I am grateful to G-d for the good parts, the great parts, and even the crappy parts when He grants me the wisdom to turn them into learning experiences or opportunities for growth.

Aside from the extraordinary happenings I seem to find myself involved in, daily life in itself is busy. I manage to be a single woman with a full time job, pay a mortgage, and be working on a Master's degree all while finding time to have a social life with some very good knitting buddies. However, it does take nearly all of my emotional resources to manage that life. And so I have days like yesterday. When my normal routine is significantly interrupted, I get a little...taxed.

So today I'm reflecting on the wonderful things I do have in my life.

• Despite having gone from very much liking my job to what is probably an irreconcilable hatred of it, I do still have a job doing something that I want to do for my career.
• My hard work at school will one day pay off.
• The Amazing E has swept me off my feet. I will be visiting him this weekend, even if I feel like I'm going for a B.C. in the D.C. I will try to be a good girl.

Lastly, I am grateful for my friends. We had a great time at Knifty Red's place last night doing knitterly things, eating, and of course gossiping (about me and E of course).

What?

What?

I'd like to tell G-d that I'm having another one of those days that I didn't order. Weird things are happening, and I don't know why. Here is a list of my complaints, in case the Big Man reads this.

• The undead bugs are supposed to be leaving there little desiccated buggy carcasses everywhere and making their 100 decibel horror movie REE-REEE-REEE sound by now. I don't see them anywhere.
• I don't know where today went, but I wanted to knit a swatch for the SnB thing tonight. No such luck. I think there was a lunch hour, but I don't remember what happened to it.
• I got a very strange phone call. The Scoundrel, Jeremy Erskine, has claimed another victim, this time in Nova Scotia (never doubt the power of my sleuthing abilities). The Canadians should hire me. I'm sure I'd have his hide hanging from a flagpole in very short order.
• Nobody seems to be able to catch this guy. He is very bad and G-d should make sure he goes back to jail where he belongs. It should not be up to his victims to keep track of his ass.
• Boss related strangeness abounds today. Apparently, I should do something I thought I should do, but that someone else said I better not do.
• Based on my experience with the American health insurance industry this week, I believe I can finally write my novel. Oh, wait. Someone already did. It's called Catch-22.
• And finally... Dear G-d, you created me and all my body parts. Could you please tell my immune system that my large intestine is an original part? I'd be so much happier.

Love,

mb

It's quiet, too quiet

The cicadas are due today. I hear that they have emerged already in some of the farther western suburbs, but not here yet. I am waiting. The cats are waiting. The windows are closed so the cats won't jump out after the little undead tree vampires.

Listening...waiting.

Scottish-ish socks

I worked on these like mad this weekend, both trying to make quick progress on them and master the two-sock-at-a-time method before trying it out on the Entrelac socks. These are made of STR medium weight in Scottish Highlands. They are 48 stitches to the round on size 1 needles. The heel is done in the method described in the latest issue of Interweave Knits.

Thank you thank you

I just passed the $500.00 mark in fundraising for the 3-Day thanks to Mandy's generous donation. I'd also like to thank Kate, Jennifer, and everyone else who has contributed for making a difference in the fight against breast cancer.

Weekend update on its way

I was not able to do the weekend update last night because of two things. The first is that my computer puked. The second is that it puked whilst I was talking with the Amazing E, which was my primary form of entrainment this weekend. It was even funner than knitting.

Blame Becca. And Aleta, too, for good measure for your not being able to see yarn porn on Sunday. They introduced me to E a little over a week ago, and now we are both all smitten and stupid. I feel like a teenager. However, I have to point a finger of blame and curse the absurdity of the universe in reference to this situation. E lives all the way over there in a very important government city doing his very important government job. And I am here. Gah!

But I did knit this weekend. I knitted the feet of my socks for the Highland Games and I ended up using the heel from the Summer 2007 issue of Interweave Knits.

The two socks on two circs knitting mode is working well most of the time. Everyone once in a while I do something silly and have my needles all confused, but it's fixed easily. Hopefully when I return home tonight, I will find my computer miraculously healed, and I will post pictures.

Freakin holes!

There are freakin' honkin' sized holes in my short role heel! Freakin freak! I'll have to rip it out and see what I did wrong. Then I shall post pictures of my fantabulous socks.

New article on the scoundrel

This is the latest article about Jeremy Erskine by Kathleen Harris of CNews. I have edited my name in this post, even if you'll see it when you click the link.

Con artist Jeremy Clark-Erskine, the American who escaped custody and then claimed refugee status in Canada, remains on the loose two weeks after a country-wide arrest warrant was issued.
The 33-year-old fugitive is wanted on charges of defrauding the people who posted his bail. He is also wanted by the Canada Border Services Agency for not meeting the terms of his release under the Immigration and Refugee Act, in addition to outstanding charges of fleeing custody in Indiana.
"We're on it, and it's an important case to us. We will find him," said Lisa White, a spokeswoman for the border agency.
Merry Gentlemen, a Chicago-area resident who says she was duped by Clark-Erskine after he went on the lam from Indiana, said she was "blown away" that Canadian authorities released him given his lengthy criminal background for theft and fraud.
"I was like, 'What are the Canadians doing? How could they be letting him out?' I find it unbelievable. It was virtually certain that he was going to flee."
Clark-Erskine was arrested in Jasper, Alta., last April for carrying false documents, phony passports and stolen property six weeks after he fled Indiana. He pleaded guilty to four counts of possessing stolen property and spent 21 days in jail.
Despite his fugitive status in the U.S., he was later released when a Jewish community group posted a $10,000 bond. Last month, the Federal Court of Canada granted a judicial review of his refugee case. Clark-Erskine's claim had been rejected by the Immigration and Refugee Board, but the high court ruled that he did a "commendable" job of self-representation and gave him another chance since one of his planned witnesses didn't testify.
Gentlemen said she was in disbelief that Clark-Erskine was claiming refugee status in Canada, based on mistreatment by Indiana prison officials.

Just for kicks, here's another picture of him. Call the cops if you see him. I suspect he's hiding in Nova Scotia, but I can't be certain.

Dishcloth cotton

The miracle of modern technology has decreed that I am dishcloth cotton. I have to say that my self image is damaged by this result. I would have thought something prickly and durable like a blend of hemp and fiberglass.

What kind of yarn are you?

You are Dishcloth Cotton.You are a very hard worker, most at home when you're at home. You are thrifty and seemingly born to clean. You are considered to be a Plain Jane, but you are too practical to notice.
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Gossip

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall last night at SnB, 'cause I'm sure you ladies know why I missed it.

Seven random things

My friend, La petite tricoteuse, a wee knitter from the SNBWB group has tagged me for the 7 random things rubbish. I shall oblige, but she will certainly feel the icy hand of revenge.

1. I have not had any kind of English class since high school, and I have made my career in writing. The grammatical and spelling errors you find on this blog are either intentional or a result of laziness, and not lack of understanding of the English language.

2. I have a very long name. My first name is two words, and I go by them both at the same time. I also have a middle name and a Hebrew name. The outrageousness of my last name tops it off.

3. The most famous person I have ever met is Yitzhak Shamir when he received an honorary doctorate from Ben-Gurion University of the Negev. I have also met a great number of politicians in Illinois, but almost no celebrities.

4. My favorite TV shows are Digging for the Truth and Secrets of Dead. Those shows are so good that I can't even knit when they are on.

5. Seeing as how I have been to the lowest place on earth, I have a strong desire to see (but not actually climb to) the highest place on earth.

6. I must get to bed "at a decent hour" and sleep for 7-8 hours per night. Or you don't want to be near me. Lack of sleep is my biggest pet peeve. Almost anything else I can handle.

7. When my class had our kindergarten graduation, I gave almost all the speeches. In fact, I volunteered for all of them, but the teacher made some other kids do some to be fair.

Knifty Red, if you haven't been tagged before, you are now.

Two socks on two circular needles

Knifty Red the Great made up a diagram to help me with the new sock knitting mode, and she has given me permission to share it with you. Click on the picture to see it big enough to read.

Thank you, Ms. Red.

My beautiful sister

This is my beautiful sister Eileen. I have to kvell over her for a minute here....

She recently went on a trip to South Africa with her fella and sent pictures. Doesn't she look glamorous there? I think she wants to be Madonna.

Seriously, I miss Eileen. She's one of the smartest people I know and I miss her. She lives far away.

...And I had to prove that not all of us have ridiculous names.

In the news today

There were a lot of interesting things in the news today. The first I came across way that according to the traffic reporter on WBEZ, traffic in the Chicago was "awful. Everywhere." It has been Awful. Everywhere. For at least two weeks. So I was 15 minutes late for work. I would like to blame entirely the cosmic force that creates the spontaneous traffic jams in Chicago. Yeah. That's it.

But I did have a delay leaving for work today. I could not find my glasses because I did not put them where they belong last night, so I could not find them this morning. I need glasses to find my glasses sometimes.
Part of the problem with finding the glasses may have been the current state of my coffee table. All four of my current projects are in that jumble as well as I think all my knitting tools. And this morning's coffee (which I lost track of in the spectacle hunt). The wrapper from my breakfast is on the floor.

The next bit of news is that I will be on the news soon. I had a telephone interview with a Canadian reporter last night in regard to Jeremy Erskine. We'd like to see him in the press as much as possible until he is caught. I will post the article when I see it on the web.

News about "the party" is also brewing, but I'm not ready for the press release. Patience. Patience.