Crocheters can produce ridiculous things out of the cheapest yarns in a very short about of time. We all know that this phenomenon has been known to produce such bathroom horrors as Santa toilet seat covers, mouse face air freshener cozies, and poodle toilet paper holders. I will not post the image here, but instead a link to the most awful yarn abuse I've ever seen. I don't want to disturb you all with the image unless you are brave enough to click. It is a crocheted representation of the external female anatomy. Yuck.